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I absolutely, under no circumstance, make New Year's resolutions. Not because I am perfect (I am not) and not because there aren't things I wish to change (there are) but because unless I'm willing to make those changes under normal circumstances, I'm just not going to waste my breath.
I made a lot of promises through the years. Go back to school. Get my license. Stop smoking. Stop being so emotional. I've managed nearly every single one of them. But I made those transitions on my own terms, in my own time.
Now don't let me burst your little New Year's resolution bubble. Maybe you will be lucky and accomplish your lofty goals for the year (statistics show that to be highly unlikely, sorry) and if you do I am impressed. Keep in mind though that every day of your life you should be challenging yourself to become something better than you currently are and not just change what you aren't.
Now excuse me whilst I get off my mushy high horse and get to the real down and dirty. Be careful out there on the drunk-drivingest of nights. If you manage to get too plastered to drive yourself try in your drunken stupor to remember that AAA gives free rides tonight and will tow your car entirely for free to your home. Don't let anyone start their 2014 having to bury a loved one. No excuses! Happy New Year!
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